Winter waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Norman Vincent Peale
Short Winter Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!
Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? A: H to O! (H20)
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T
Q: Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? A: The outside!
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? A: Leeks!
Q: Why didn't the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake - and kept popping out of bed all night!
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows.
Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? A: "Say, good lookin'... didn't I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?"
Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: "Dam!"
Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? A: Cold cream.
Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? A: Because of the rain, dear.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? A: No eye deer.
Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other? A: "What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!"
Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? A: The crack of dawn!
Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy!
Q: What did the walrus say when it was late? A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship!my iceberg hit a s